Friday, 3 November 2023

If Jesus Lived On Earth Today

 


WHAT WOULD the CHURCH DO??
by Ian Hall

What would the modern church do to Jesus if He were on the earth today?:

- They would tell Him to go to seminary school to "perfect" his preaching gift.
- They would tell Him to stop preaching repentance, because people don't like it.
- They would tell Him to preach messages with a "warm, upbeat" message that make people feel good, so that more people would come to His church and that He could pay His bills for His church building.
- They would rebuke Him for saying that the church is people, and not a building.
- They would tell Him to stop hanging out with 'sinners.'
- They would rebuke Him for making "communion" a meal.
- They would rebuke Him for calling several people in church authority "hypocrites."
- They would tell Him to stop healing people, because that isn't for today.
- They would tell Him to give ten percent of his money to the church, and rebuke Him for giving it (and more) to the poor.
- They would give Him self-help books to heal his "inner hurt."
- They would tell Him that He needed to get rich in order to receive God's blessings.
- They would tell Him that apostles and prophets don't exist anymore, and that most of the spiritual gifts aren't for today.

BUT being a Church greeter is a "spiritual gift."

- They would tell Him, with their actions, that it is OK to sin, as long as you either, (a) Hide it well enough, or (b) Use Scripture to justify it.
- They would kick Him out of the church for knocking down the pews and pulpits.
- They would gossip about Him, and say that He was starting a "cult."
- They would tell Him to say a little prayer.

~Ian Hall.

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